Just like that fishy smell from under the stairs, the n3ta gamers quiz has returned to both bemuse and delight. As in our previous quiz, 'correct' answers are worth 10 points, 'incorrect' answers are worth as much as a politicians promise and 'smart-arse' answers are worth 20 points. "How do I know if I've selected a smart-arse answer?", you belch. The answer is, "You don't." At least, not until the end anyway. Oh, and this is the Flash-free version of this quiz. For the more technically advanced among you, maybe you'd like to take advantage of the amazing Flash Version.

1) Why were British Telecom upset with the game 'The Getaway'?

a) Because during the game, the central character relieves himself while standing in a BT phone box. b) The original (and unused) storyline involved 'the hero' using BT's Directory Inquiries service, whereas 'The baddies' were hindered by using lesser inquiry services provided by BT's rivals. c) "Re-nationalise BT" is sprayed onto a wall in one of the games side streets. d) The game's central character goes on a killing spree while disguised as a BT engineer.

2) Remember Macsen Software..? No..? Good. What was unusual about the contract they signed with the BBC to produce an 'official' Eastenders game?

a) The contract was written in Latin.
b) The terms of the contract meant that Macsen lost money on every copy of the game sold.
c) The contract stipulated that every death in the game be accompanied by "Boom-boom-boom! Ba-da-ba-da-boom!"
d) Macsen also picked up the rights to produce a game based on 'Eastenders 2025' - a BBC project that never got past the development stage.

3) Which game contains *MOST* of these items? a) Gex3: Deep Cover Gecko b) Super Mario Sunshine c) Bandersnatch d) Conkers Bad Fur Day

4) Which comedian said this:

"I love playing computer games with my six year old daughter, but I'm not very good at 'em. She has to show me which buttons to press on the joypad to gut the whores..."

a) Marcus Brigstocke
b) Mike Wilmot
c) Doug Stanhope
d) Joe Pasquale

5) "Where Are The Bad Guys?" is the latest work by controversial UK artist Tracey Emin. Some have declared it a masterpiece, others have said that it looks like she's hurriedly traced over a screenshot. But from which game did she derive her "inspiration" for this piece? a) Sudeki b) Frak c) Future Tactics: The Uprising d) Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance II

6) D.A.R.Y.L is fondly remembered as 'that film with an acronym for a title', but the main character, whose name escapes me, racked up a huge score playing which of these games? a) P.O.L.E P.O.S.I.T.I.O.N b) P.A.C-M.A.N c) M.S P.A.C-M.A.N d) R.I.V.E.R R.A.I.D

7) In the game Westlife: Fan-o-mania (see screenshot) what reward does the player receive for scoring 100% in any round? a) A selection of outtakes and bloopers from the boys. b) The band perform an exclusive acapella version of their number one hit: World Of Our Own. c) The band give an exclusive video interview. d) The game disc spontaneously combusts.

8) Translation software is used to convert incomprehensible foreign text into incomprehensible English text - which game's storyline have we put through Babel Fish?

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a) Far Cry b) Pirates of The Caribbean c) Galleon d) Treasures of The Deep

9) The difference between how people appear under disco lighting and how they appear outside the nightclub can be a jaw dropping experience, but the ad campaign for which game, featuring this character (pictured), caused more than a few jaws to drop? a) Exolon b) Astaroth c) Batalyx d) Hydra

10) Three of these games are from "The Land Of Make-Believe" (Bucks Fizz) . One of them is from "The Land Of The Rising Sun" (Japan - the country, not the band). The choices are below, so it's time for "Making Your Mind Up" (Bucks Fizz)! Sorry... a) Elasticated Baseball Plus! b) Hurty The Bad Guy c) Anger Bubbles d) Mingle Magnet

11) My nan's friend Norma is describing the cheatcode for which game? Her old-woman-words inadvertently contain a couple of clues, too... a) Headhunter b) Midtown Madness 3 c) Medal Of Honour: Frontline d) Driv3r

12) In which year did all this take place? The UK release of 'Castlevania' on the N64 Dr1ver is released in the UK. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time wins four awards at the second annual BAFTA Interactive Entertainment Awards. (The picture on the left provides some extra clues) a) 1998 b) 1999 c) 2000 d) MDCCCCLXXXXVIIII

13) Which of these AOR bands starred in their very own arcade machine video game? a) Journey b) REO Speedwagon c) Asia d) Sham 69

14) Who co-presented the first series of the Channel Four games show 'Bits'? a) Anna Karenina b) Katrina Zickler c) Rusty Lee d) Claudia Trimde

15) You are an unofficial member of the local neighbourhood watch scheme. Tonight, like every other night, the streets are peaceful, so your gaze yet again comes to rest across the street, at Number 16. But which game character is enjoying a nice, cosy night in? a) Crash Bandicoot b) "Ratchet" from Ratchet and Clank c) "Jak" from Jak and Daxter d) Bounty Bob