Q. What was Kill Bill better at, Chenese or Jepnese|
Q. What Kill Bill favourite wepon
A. Super flute
Q. Why did O-Ren Ishi not mind when Kill Bill stab dad in head
A. Kill Bill's melted face so beautiful
Q. What happen Elle Driver after fall over in trailer with no eye
A. She learned to dance
Q. What Kill Bill use cut off Betrix ubb
Q. What happened to Kill Bill's hunchbacked brother
A. Trous fell off. Kill Bill too disgusted to ever speak to him again
Q. Why Hattori Hanzo hate Kill Bille
A. Melted face so beautiful
Q. What was Hattori Hanzo's worst sword
A. Baseball bat
Q. What was the special secret of the 'Crab Sword'
A. CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB. Also it enabled the user to scuttle
Q. What did Hattori Hanzo and Kill Bille do after they found a car and a motorbike
A. Drive around Okinawa, until they fell down a hole on the beach. Then they got drunk. Then Kill Bill kiss Hattori Hanso
Q. What happened when Kill Bille met the sexy man from House Of Flying Daggers
A. Kill Bill shot him in the face. Then he said sorry, and it started to snow, and then he wept
Q. Why Bill kill the black man (not shown)
A. looked horrible
Q. Which is Kill Bill most afraud of Bruce Lee on C64: green sumo wrestler, or ninja that falls over
A. Kill Bill is not afraid. You are afraid
Q. What happen when Kill Bill went to Essex for the day
A. He stabbed Jim Davidson in the heart
Q. When Kill Bill said "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH" why did his trous fall down
A. Due to the wieght of his long, gnarled pensis
Q. What was wrong with the man who ran that bar that bill's fat brother Kill Budd worked in's face, skin
A. He looked like an Indian man, somehow
Q. Why was Kill Bill's brother Kill Budd happy to clean up all the poo
A1. He really liked poo
A2. Also it was really nice poo
Q. What happened when that dwarf got home
A1. He fell into a grave he had dug in front of his house
A2. Which he had forgotten about
Q. Why Kill Bill brother like that dwarf so much
A. He was really good at Goldeneye
A. Because he was shorter than the other characters
Q. What did Kill Bill's fat brother say when he shot beatrix in the ubbs
A. He tried to say ubbs but his mouth was too fat and it sounded like mubbs
Q. What happened to Kill Bill pensis after he died
A. It shrivelled away, sadly
Q. What did Kill Bill learn in India
A. He never went to India
Q. What did kill bill think when he died
A. Why my face so melted
Q. What was Kill Bill's favourite film
A. Bicentennial Man
Q. What was wrong with Hattori Hanzo's apprentice?
A. He was an abomination, bald
Q. why did kill bill bother trying to kill uma thurman anyway?
A. He wasn't very clever
Q. Why did Kill Bill shoot Uma in the face
A. He thought her ubbs were too swollen, with unaesthetically pleasing nips
Q. Why did Kill Bill have such an annoying daughter?
A. Because he was american
Q. What was the deadliest weapon Kill Bill wielded
A. The Clam Whip
Q. Did Kill Bill find his daughter sexy
Q. Why did Uma Thurman not kill Bill's brother, Kill Budd?
A. The film was called Kill Bill
Q. Who was Kill Bill's favourite member of Fox Force Five
A. the chinese one
Q. Why was Kill Budd so fat
A. broken pancreas
Q1. What did I see in a shop for ten pouns yesterday?
A1. A replica kill bill sword
Q2. So why didn't I buy it
A2. Soon swords will be illegal In Britain. Also it was only one foot long for some reason. Also the man in the shop looked a bit like a corpse
Q. How did Kill Bill kill Pai Mei
A1. He released one ant a day into his hut for five years, until Pai Mei had been eaten. Then he roundhouse kicked Pai Mei's skeleton in the face
A2. Also he didn't really kill him it was a joke
Q. Why was Kill Bill's face so melted
A. he entered the Tower of Fire
Q. What were the first words Uma said to Kill Bill
A. "Your face is so melted"
Q. What was the best song Kill Bill could play on his pipe?
A. Silent Night
Q. Why was Kill Bill afraid of the dark
A. He was once stabbed at night
Q. What was wrong with Sonny Chiba's promise to never make another sword?
A. It was a stupid promise
Q. What was the best bit of the film
A. Laughing cartoon white man
Q. What was the thing Kill Bill was most frightened of?
A. Intense face melting heat and/or fire
Q. What was Kill Bill's most treasured possession
A. giant skull
Q. Why did Kill Bill lose the fight to Uma at the end?
A. He was really old and knacked
Q. What songs could Samuel L Jackson play on his piano?
A. All the songs that Kill Bill taught him how to play (Silent Night)
Q. What was Kill Bill's favourite special move?
A. The Spinning Eggmouth
Q. Why did Kill Bill not bother to formulate a plan to stop Uma Thurman?
A. He thought his daughter was a ninja
Q. Why did Kill Bill wear high heels?
A. He thought he looked beautiful in them
Q. What happened to the dwarf?
A. Kill Budd trapped him in a house and then set it on fire
Q. Why did Kill Bill start talking about superman at the end?
A. Quentin Tarantino really likes comic books
Q. I liked that bit with the rapist
A. Yes it was funny
Q. Who was offended by the bit with the rapist
A. Women, and rapists
Q. Who were Kill Bill's greatest enemies?
A1. The Brown Hunchback
A2. Simon Bloodneck
A3. Ice Hitler
Q. How old was Kill Bill's daughter?
Q. What was Kill Bill's daughter's special powers?
A. She could melt faces, backwards through time
Q. What did Bill Murray say to the girl at the end of Lost in Translation?
A. He told her to go and watch Kill Bill
Q. What was underneath Daryl Hannah's eyepatch?
A. A fully functioning eye
Q. What was Kill Bill's favourite joke
A. That one where you crouch down behind someone and then someone else pushes them over you and they fall over
Q. what was the most swords Kill Bill ever held
A. two swords
Q. If George Lucas had directed Kill Bill how would he have improved it?
A. Uma Thurman would have been played by Ewan McGregor. Everything else would have been exactly the same
Q. How come Uma Thurman was allowed to take her sword on the plane with her
A. She was flying on samurai airlines. Also she cut of the head of the security guard (not shown)
Q. Who was the security guard played by
A. Bill Murray
Q. Why did Kill Budd work in the titty bar?
A. He liked to look at naked women
Q. How come Kill Budd worked for a troll?
A. The troll owned the titty bar
Q. What did Kill Bill call the woman with no arms?
Q. What did Kill Bill do after he fell in the hole?
A. He shrieked "WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Q. What was Kill Bill's favourite costume
A. Kill Bill costume
Q. Why did Kill Bill hate Pai Mei
A. Because Pai Mei was proper chenese
Q. What was Kill Bill afraid of
Q. Why did Kill Bill stay up all night
Q. Why did Kill Bill get up so early
A. Cramp in legs
Q. What happened at the end of The Prisoner?
A. They went round London on a double decker bus