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Doctor Who Series 5 Episode Guide

Episode 1: The Doctor On The Beach - Doctor Who goes to Brighton to fight the Dalek menace. Guest starring Julie Birchill Episode 2: The Doctor At The Zoo - Doctor Who goes to the zoo one of the animals is an alien he kills it. Episode 3: The Doctor In The Past - Doctor Who goes to the past he meets a historical character, who is quite camp. Starring a dalek Episode 4 & 5: The Plague of Blood - a new race of incredibly tiny daleks fly into Captain Jack Harkness's blood and start to kill him from inside. Features a ten minute lecture on the dangers of unprotected anal sex Episode 6: The Really Big Dalek - The Doctor fights his most terrifying enemy yet - a really big dalek. Guest starring an ape in a dalek costume Episode 7: The Dalek that flew up the stairs - The Doctor watches a dalek fly up the stairs Episode 8 & 9: The Doctor's New Enemy - The Doctor faces Blood Eric Episode 10: Attack of the Daleks - Some daleks attack Episode 11: Where are the Daleks? - The Doctor is frightened because he can't find any daleks Episde 12 & 13: The Infinite Night - Suddenly an infinite amount of daleks appear filling all universes with daleks throughout all of time and space. Also the daleks range from being infinitely large in size through to elepant sized daleks, down to normal sized dalek, all the way to daleks that are infinitely small. Also the daleks speak in voices that are infinitely loud. Featuring the return of some of the Doctor's previous companions, including Susan Foreman, Barbara Wright, Ian Chesterton, Vicki, Steven Taylor, Katarina, Sara Kingdom, Dodo Chaplet, Polly, Ben Jackson, Jamie McCrimmon, Victoria Waterfield, Zoe Heriot, Liz Shaw, Jo Grant, Sarah Jane Smith, The Brigadier, Harry Sullivan, K-9, Leela, K-9 II, Romana, another version of Romana, Adric, Tegan Jovanka, Nyssa of Traken, Vislor Turlough, Kamelion, Peri, Mel Bush, Ace, that woman from the TV Movie, Rose, Mickey, Captain Jack Harkness, Rose's Mother, Rose's Father, Mickey's Grandmother, evil Mickey, Martha Jones, Martha's mother, Martha's father, Martha's father's girlfriend, The Master, that pretend Davros who made the cybermen, that pretend Davros who made those Bicentennial Men on the Titanic in Space, and Bernard Cribbens

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